Patong Floater
Road trip! What is 25% Vegas Strip, 25% Bourbon Street, 25% Mardi Gras in Rio, and of course 25% uniquely Thailand? The answer is Patong Beach on the lush island of Phuket, the biggest island in the Andaman Sea, on the west coast of Thailand.
You’ve done the long weekend in Vegas? It is time to raise the bar and sign up for the Patong floater. You only need two nights. Lie on the beach during the day and rest up. You’re going to need to. At nightfall hit the infamous Bangla Street, perpendicular to the beach. Anything goes here.
You have 12 hours to tear it up. Start at seven in the evening and see how long you can last.
Do you want to buy an alarm clock, dozen roses, a wooden carved elephant lamp, or take a picture of a monkey? Wait 15 minutes on Bangla Street, and someone will amble by you and offer to sell you one of these items. Hungry? Do you want McDonald’s, gelato, Pad Thai, Italian, chicken schwarma, pizza, or Aussie food? Do you want to listen to live music or hit the clubs until dawn? Partake in an innocent game of Connect 4 or Jenga with some of the bar girls. Or view the more racy and nefarious Ping Pong Show. Uniquely talented girls will showcase their talents for you. Frogs, birds, darts will magically appear from their orifices. Well, one in particular. Have a hankering for a spanking? Head over to Suzy Wongs to enjoy literally ass-smacking fun. Enjoy spanking some of the model -like girls that dance the stage there.
You decide.
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